Stop guessing.Start growing.
Your training, your nutrition, and a weekly check-in with me — all built around your body and your schedule, and adjusted as you progress.
I reply within 24 hours.
How it works
From application to your first program in three steps.
- 1
Apply
Fill out the form below — where you're at, where you want to be, and what's been getting in the way.
- 2
I reach out
I read every application myself and get back to you within 24 hours.
- 3
We build your plan
We get on a call, go through your goals, and I write your program from there.
What you get
Everything is built for you, and it changes as you do.
Training built for you
A program written around your goals, your schedule, and the equipment you actually have.
Nutrition that fits your life
A structured eating plan that fuels your training, with food you'll actually stick to.
Weekly check-ins
We review your progress every week and adjust the plan as you move forward.
Direct access to me
Questions, form checks, rough weeks — you message me directly, and I keep you accountable.
Rather run a plan on your own? The Muscle Blueprint is my exact 6-day split.
See The BlueprintMy first client
Before I coached anyone else, I coached myself.
I was my own first client. I transformed my body by doing less.
I followed a simple plan, stayed consistent every day, and didn't make it complicated.
About me
A plan only works if someone’s making sure you run it.
I'm Thayne, and Pump Fiction is what I run. I played soccer through junior college and into semi-pro (UPSL, USL League Two) before shifting fully into lifting, and I document the whole process as @thayne.lifts.
The Muscle Blueprint is the plan I run myself. Coaching goes further: you get a program built for you, and I adjust it every week and hold you to it.
Apply for coaching
Takes about three minutes. The more you tell me, the better your plan will be.
- Reply timeWithin 24 hours
- Next stepA call with me
- CommitmentNone to apply
Coaching is for educational and fitness purposes only and is not medical advice. Consult a physician before starting any training or nutrition program, especially if you have an injury or medical condition. Results vary by individual. Submitting an application does not commit you to purchase.